谁说床上不能放风筝，谁说头上不能放上10只猫呢？苏斯博士将各种相对立的事情写进了他的绕口令里，看似荒诞至极，但读起来却饶有趣味。快来一起打开孩子的想象吧！
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
一条鱼两条鱼红鱼蓝鱼
Black fish blue fish old fish new fish.
This one has a little star.This one has a little car.Say! What a lot of fish there are.
黑鱼蓝鱼老鱼新鱼。这个有一颗小星星。这个有一辆小车。说!有很多鱼。
Yes. Some are red. And some are blue.
Some are old. And some are new.
Some are sad.
And some are glad. And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad and glad and bad?
I do not know.
Go ask your dad.是的。一些是红色的。还有一些是蓝色的。
有些老了。还有一些是新的。
有些难过。
有些人很高兴。有些非常非常糟糕。
为什么他们悲伤，高兴和坏?
我不知道。
去问你爸爸吧。
Some are thin.And some are fat.
The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here,
from here to there,funny things are everywhere.有些薄。还有一些很胖。
胖的那个有一顶黄色的帽子。
从那里到这里，从这里到那里，有趣的东西到处都是。
Here are some who like to run.
They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
What a lot of funny things go by.这里有一些喜欢跑步的人。
他们在炎热的太阳下奔跑嬉戏。哦我!噢我的天!
哦我!噢我的天!
有很多有趣的事情发生了。
Some have two feet and some have four.
Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say.
But I bet they have come a long, long way.有的有两只脚，有的有四只脚。
有些有六英尺，有些有更多。
他们从哪里来?我不能说。
但我打赌他们已经走了很长很长的路。
We see them come.
We see them go.
Some are fast.
And some are slow.Some are high.
And some are low.
Not one of them is like another.
Don't ask us why.
Go ask your mother.我们看着他们走。
有些快。
有些速度很慢。有些高。
有些是低的。
没有一个是像另一个的。
别问我们为什么。
去问问你妈妈。
Say!
Look at his fingers!
One, two, three …
How many fingers do I see?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
He has eleven!
Eleven!
This is something new.
I wish I had eleven, too!说!
看他的手指!
一，二，三…
我看到了多少根手指?
一，二，三，四，五，六，七，八，九，十。
他有11名!
十一!
这是新的东西。
我希望我也有十一个!
Bump! Bump! Bump!
Did you ever ride a Wump?
We have a Wump with just one hump.But we know a man called Mr. Gump.
Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump.
So …
if you like to go Bump! Bump!
just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump.
撞!撞!撞!
你骑过驴吗?
我们有一个只有一个驼峰的小笨蛋。但是我们认识一个叫阿甘先生的人。
阿甘先生有一个七驼峰的屁股。所以，如果你喜欢去Bump!撞!跳上阿甘的驼背就行了。
Who am I?
My name is Ned.
I do not like my little bed.
This is no good.
This is not right.
My feet stick out of bed all night.And when I pull them in,
Oh, dear!
My head sticks out of bed up here!我是谁?
我叫奈德。
我不喜欢我的小床。
这是不好的。
这是不对的。我的脚整夜都翘在床上。
当我把它们拉进去的时候，
哦,天哪!
我的头从床上伸出来了!
We like our bike.
It is made for three.
Our Mike sits up in back,
you see.We like our Mike and this is why:
Mike does all the work when the hills get high.我们喜欢我们的自行车。
这是为三人准备的。
你看，我们的迈克坐在后面。我们喜欢我们的迈克，这就是为什么:
当山高的时候，迈克就做所有的工作。
Hello there, Ned.
How do you do?
Tell me, tell me what is new?
How are things in your little bed?
What is new?
Please tell me, Ned. I do not like this bed at all.
A lot of things have come to call.
A cow, a dog, a cat, a mouse.
Oh! what a bed! Oh! what a house!你好,内德。
你好!
告诉我，告诉我有什么新鲜事?
你的小床怎么样?
什么是新的吗?
尼德，请告诉我。我一点也不喜欢这张床。
很多事情都需要解决。
一只牛，一只狗，一只猫，一只老鼠。
哦!床上!哦!什么房子!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
I can not hear.
Will you please come over near?
Will you please look in my ear?
There must be something there, I fear.Say, look!
A bird was in your ear.
But he is out. So have no fear.
Again your ear can hear, my dear.哦,天哪!哦,天哪!
我听不见。
请你过来一下好吗?
请你看看我的耳朵好吗?
我担心那里一定有什么东西。
说,看!一只鸟在你耳朵里。
但是他出去了。所以不要害怕。
亲爱的，你的耳朵又能听见了。
My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My shoe is off.
My foot is cold.My shoe is off.
My foot is cold.
I have a bird I like to hold.
My hat is old.
My teeth are gold.
And now my story is all told.我的帽子旧了。
我的牙齿是金的。
我有一只鸟，我喜欢抱着它。
我的鞋掉了。
我的脚很冷。
我的鞋掉了。
我的脚很冷。
我有一只鸟，我喜欢抱着它。
我的帽子旧了。
我的牙齿是金的。
现在我的故事都讲完了。
We took a look.
We saw a Nook.
On his head he had a hook.
On his hook he had book.
On his book was "How to Cook."We saw him sit and try to cook.
He took a look at the book on the hook.
But a Nook can't read, so a Nook can't cook.
SO …
what good to a Nook is a hook cook book?
我们看了一下。
我们看到了一个角落。
他头上有个钩子。
他的钩子上挂着一本书。
他的书里写着“如何烹饪”。
我们看到他坐下来试着做饭。
他看了一眼挂在钩上的那本书。
但是Nook不能阅读，所以它不能做饭。
那么，一本烹饪书对Nook有什么好处呢?
The moon was out and we saw some sheep.
We saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep.By the light of the moon,
by the light of a star,
they walked all night from near to far.
I would never walk.
I would take a car.月亮出来了，我们看到一些羊。
我们看见几只羊在睡觉时散步。
借着月亮的光，借着星星的光，他们整夜地从近处走到远处。
我再也不会走路了。
我要开车去。
I do not like this one so well.
All he does is yell, yell, yell.
I will not have this one about.
When he comes in I put him out.
This one is quiet as a mouse.
I like to have him in the house.我不太喜欢这个。
他只会大喊大叫。
我不想再听到这个了。
他进来时，我把他赶了出去。
这个像老鼠一样安静。
我喜欢他呆在家里。
你想说什么呢？